After popping out to win friends and influence people last night, Angelina Jolie's right leg was back under cover today.
Wearing skinny black pants that covered her from hip to ankle (as pants tend to do), the gamtastic actress went shopping in Beverly Hills Monday with 3-year-old twins Knox and Vivienne and their grandma, Jane.
You know, Brad Pitt's mother.
Perhaps no one will ever know what Jolie's modus operandi was when she so cockily popped her right knee through the slit of her black velvet Versace gown before presenting Best Adapted Screenplay to the stunned Descendants scribes.
Was she feeling woozy and needed an extra bit of stability? Was she making fun of Madonna (it just seemed like the sort of preening we come to expect from Madge)? Did she lose a bet?
Either way, Jolie's leg now has its own Twitter account, and countless photo parodies—who knew her leg was at the Last Supper!—have shown up online.
If she and grandma Jane were out shopping for skirts today, we suggest she get in touch with the guys who insured Jennifer Lopez's posterior for $1 million, stat.