Think of it as It's a Mad, Mad, Mad, Mad World on speed.
Following last night's 84th Annual Academy Awards, Jimmy Kimmel debuted on ABC's Jimmy Kimmel Live his latest post-Oscars parody video, a trailer for Movie: The Movie, which featured an all-star cast you won't see again in this or any lifetime.
So who's in the funnyman's blockbuster to end all blockbusters?
How about Edward Norton as a secret agent getting hitched to former president George W. Bush played by none other than Dubya's Josh Brolin in a ceremony officiated by Antonio Banderas no less? Or Colin Farrell acting alongside a dog who plays sports? Or Tom Hanks as "Robo Warrior" in an Oscar winner faceoff with Charlize Theron? ("Court is adjourned. Ha ha ha," he quips before blowing her away).
There's also Bryan Cranston as a hot dog vendor, Jeff Goldblum as Gary Oldman's doctor ("so sorry, senator, you're a centaur"), Samuel L. Jackson flying a soul plane, Emily Blunt and John Krasinski as a not so fairy-tale couple in a movie codirected by J.J. Abrams and Martin Scorsese that's produced by Michael Bay.
And we're just getting started.
Wait 'til you see Kate Beckinsale's bedroom scene with Chewbacca and Meryl Streep performing in a mustache.
And of course, Jimmy's old friend, Matt Damon as a Fruit of the Loom character (The Grapes of Wrath?)—whom they're going to cut out of the movie, natch ("I'm gonna f--kin' kill you, Kimmel! How do you like them grapes?!")
And yes, even George Clooney as the World's Greatest Scientist.
It's coming to a theater near you this Thanksgiving, Christmas and Summer 2012. Watch all nine minutes if you dare.