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In honor of last week's SAG Awards, Joan Rivers is sharing some of the gags cut from Monday night's Fashion Police: 2012 SAG Awards special.
And the Fashion Police host can't decide which style perp to slap the cuffs on first: "I look at Kristen [Wiig] and I think, 'I hate that choker.' I look at Lea [Michele] and I think, 'I'd love to choke her.'"
So click in for all the laughs that didn't make it on the air in our sassy sartorial photo gallery.