Ready for a Big-Screen Twilight Tell-All? Check Out Our Dream Cast

Who should be cast in the Twilight tell-all flick that’s bound to happen?

So, all of you superpositive commenters think a Twilight tell-all will never happen? Well guess what, that means you don't live in Hollywood, darlings! The s--t that's been going on behind the vampy scenes is way too juicy and has the potential to earn way too much moola to go unnoticed.

You'd better believe if it's not Andrew Morton (or me) printing the behind-the-scenes dish, it will be one of the castmembers, once they have no other job. Whether it's adapted from a novel or just as a screenplay, you can bet you'll discover your presh stars' Blind Vices acted out on the big screen at some point in the near future.

So, get used to it.

That said, who would be our dream cast?