Forget being the first African-American United States President. Barack Obama made real history today when he became the first ever sitting President to visit a daytime talk show. The moment was so big, it even brought Barbara Walters out of open-heart surgery recovery. And before the President came out, she had an announcement of her own.
Ooh, do you promise? Because there's nothing we like seeing more than surgery-scar-riddled octogenarians. So don't you toy with us, Barbara.
But OK, OK. Let's get to the real action: President Barack Obama. And the ladies didn't pull any punches when it came to the questions.
He has to say that. The President must deny knowledge of all of our country's top undercover CIA ops. That's right. Snooki's a mole. Deeply embedded behind enemy lines in Jersey working to bring down the dangerous sect of Tan Supremicists currently populating the state's shores. God Speed, Snooki. God Speed.