Last night on RuPaul's Drag U—the show that bends both gender and logic by turning straight women into gay men that look like women—we met Lenae, who hasn't made out with anyone in 20 years. Fortunately, her drag professor Raven is there to help her practice...
Um, not very good. I'm afraid I'm about to go through things no mannequin head should ever have to go through. Wait a minute, I can talk? Dear God, I'm conscious and aware of what's about to happen! Oh why did I wish to become a real boy?!
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On the subject of cross-dressers, we're not quite sure where Lou falls, man or beast?