It's been another humdinger of a week in Soupland, what with all the humming and dinging that just doesn't let up around here. So, in case you were somehow not paying rapt attention, we now offer you the best of what you missed.
Lady Gaga: Leave it to the Lady (a.k.a. Madonna Lite) to defile the sacred qualities of something we cherish. No, she's not dressing in a Willard Scott fat suit and covering herself with Smuckers, but let's just say we'll never think of Hello Kitty in the same wholesome way again.