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If you're watching The Wendy Williams Show, then you've probably already given up on your day. Not unlike the way Wendy gave up on this story and decided to just start making fun of Aretha Franklin's boobs.

Wow Wendy, Aretha's boobs are long! In fact the only thing longer than her boobs is the hour we're forced to watch The Wendy Williams Show.

Look, if you just shortened it by oh, about 57 or 58 minutes …

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