Did you know that the world will end on December 21, 2012? Wife Swap's Stewart family does. Because they saw it on TV. On a show about the Mayans. So they moved to the middle of nowhere to raise their kids, who are denied any extra-curricular activites so that they can be home when the end comes.
Either this episode is really old, or that family's math skills are way off, because according to our calculations, they only have 892 days until the end of the world, not 1190. Regardless, if you really want your kids to be happy until then, let Ian lick the damn window.
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