J2Talk Says: "What do you mean, I can't take it off?"
Calling all couture cops—it's YOU Write 'Em Up time!
The Perp: Pamela Anderson, at Tao nightclub in Las Vegas
It's Pammy's 43rd birthday bash, so why the face, babe?! Is it because the buxom blonde—who says she's more comfortable naked than in clothes—is covered in a lot more fabric than she's used to?
Tell us what you think of the B-day babe's Sin City look. Write your most clever caption below and we'll post our fave here and on our Facebook page.