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It takes a lot to keep three-year-old pageant veteran Aniston primed and ready in the cutthroat world of competitive toddler beauty shows. And we're not just talking about the copious hours of intense brain washing that mommy has to put in to make her daughter feel this is a normal, healthy life. No, the whole thing also puts quite a drain on daddy's wallet.

Though he's paying for garish dresses she'll outgrow before the show's next season, at least dad won't have to worry about  college tuition. With a background in beauty pageants, Aniston's future as a hostess at Applebees is a no-brainer. Literally.

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