• Share
  • Tweet
  • Share
Jessica Simpson

Theo Wargo/WireImage

Fashion Police Logo

UPDATE:

Lisa Says: "Can you say Pac-Man?"

________

Calling all couture cops—it's YOU Write 'Em Up time!

The Perp: Poor, fashion-challenged Jessica Simpson, at the opening of the Greenbrier Resort in White Sulphur Springs, W. Va., in a nude geometric gown. Why, oh why, is this gorgeous, curvy babe almost always a disaster on the red carpet?!

Tell us what you think of J.Simp's getup. Write your most clever caption below and we'll post our fave here and on our Facebook page.

Get our Twitter updates @e_FashionPolice!

________

Sound off on more star style in the Fashion Police gallery!