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Weighing in at an impressive 325.9 pounds—roughly as much as a giant panda holding a 25.9 pound bag of Taco Bell—Corey is determined to remove however much of that is ass fat. Probably at least 16 Bacon Club Chalupas and 11 Nachos Bellgrande. Unlike some of his chubby, out of control Dance Your Ass Off mates, however, he's proud that he doesn't bow down to base food cravings.

Indeed. It takes a stronger breed of man to stick only to gluttony.

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