On second thought, almost all of the above pretty much scream average teenaged girl, but to really nail the point, Miley can't spew a sentence without stuffing it with like and y'know. When she sat down with Regis and Kelly, we kept score. It was a slow news day.
But it's not a slow night for gut-busting entertainment, when your fresh Soup arrives at 10 p.m. ET/PT! Just remember, there's a party in the USA, and its name is Joel McHale.