Jake Pavelka, Vienna Girardi

Anthony, PacificCoastNews.com

First there was that BP oil thing, but now a real disaster has surfaced. The interwebs are abuzz with the tragic, shocking news that Bachelor Jake and his absolute, 100% perfect, made-in-heaven, one-true-love TV fiance Vienna have parted ways.

What's more, the foxy blonde is revealing the down and dirty: a lack of down and dirty. Seems studly Jake has some intimacy issues. The big question? Why wouldn't he get down with his lady? Take the poll!

Soup Poll: Bachelor Bereft?
Why'd he balk on bangin' his beloved?
21.6
5.6
24.5
29.1
19.1

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