Dear Don't Laugh:
Consider it only a matter of time. They are perfect together. We simply must make this happen.
How do Rob and Kristen "define" their relationship? I am so confused now. At first it seemed very real, and now not so much.
I would look under the V's and check out two entries: "very chill" and "versatile."
Since you've said that Me-Me Dallas is happy with her current BF (for now), is there any chance of a Tobey-Darla reunion? Or were too many bridges burned?
Me-Me and Tobey Yum-Yum will get back together way before Tobey and Darla Jones ever do. Way.
Do you have any gossip on Gwen Stefani and Gavin Rossdale? Are they one of the normal couples in Hollywood? Just curious. Not to pimp them out (they've been through enough), but I do have three adopted pit bulls that were rescued from dog fighting rings.
Dear Sweet Stuff:
That is the best rescue story, thank you! Michael Vick shoulda been put away a lot longer for savagely killing and making those dogs fight each other, don't you think? Back to happier stuff: Yes, Gwen and Gavin are one of the more real couples in town, but unfortunately, they only got to be like that because they had to work through crap like a lotta other people do here. But there's been a happy ending.
Please tell me this isn't true. I just read that Rob said Twilight can get a bit boring. I don't think he is dating Kristen. Sorry, but they are never together.
Dear Yes and No:
He is right; you are not. Have a nice day!
Why do the JoBros try so hard to push the purer-than-the-driven-snow thing.
Just wanted you to know that not all dog breeders are evil. My boxer, Sammy, came from a very responsible breeder. We signed a contract with her that requests that we bring our dog back to her if we ever need to give him up for any reason. She will keep him or find another home for him. My question is: Out of all of the closeted Blind Vices, who do you think will be the most likely to come out first?
Crotch Uh-Lastic, without a doubt. And, sweetheart, it's not that all dog-breeders are evil—it's the evil that their existence creates. Millions of healthy and wonderful animals are not being adopted at shelters and, consequently, are being euthanized (a fancy word for killed, just to make humans feel better about the horrors they're doing) every year. Often this is because people go to dog breeders and puppy stores, instead. Clearly, there should be a law that no dogs are allowed to be bred until all shelter animals have been saved. That's my opinion.
Is Tom Cruise as down-to-earth and friendly as he seems in interviews, or is it all an act? I'm sure down-to-earth is a relative term considering how rich he is, but he comes off very likable in interviews.
Dear It's True:
Except when he's on Oprah's couch or Matt Lauer's stool, the answer is most often yes. This is from my own experience and many people I know who have met and worked with him.
How many songs on Miley Cyrus's new album do you think are about her knight in shining armor, Nick Jonas?
Dear Let's See:
How many songs are on the album, again? That many.
I am wondering if Judas Jack-Off's "dimpled" girlfriend deserves her own moniker? Is she a celebrity? Also, has Dax Shepard ever been a B.V.?
Judas' GF will never get her own name, yes she is and oh yes he has!
What's the real deal with Amanda Bynes? I used to think she had the potential to be a comedic genius, but after following her for a while on Twitter and reading her ridiculous comments day after day, it seems like she's either a little bit stupid or totally stoned. Now with her big retirement announcement, I gotta ask: Is she on something?
Dear Don't Be Fooled:
Yeah, on the way to being more famous.
I am a (soon to be) 35-year-old woman who reads your column way too much. And yes, I love Twilight (Robsten, whatever) way too much. I will admit that I mainly read these postings and occasionally I check the comments to see what others are saying. Does it ever freak you out how mean or hateful some of the comments are?
—Needless to say, a fan
Dear Fellow Robsten Lover:
Two things: mean breeds mean. Remember, most of these hateful folks were probably told no thank you at birth. And second, will I see you tonight at the Nokia? Can't wait!