Anthony; PacificCoastNews.com; Anthony; PacificCoastNews.com; Jean Baptiste Lacroix/FilmMagicSummer lovin'—or lack thereof—got you down? Well, look at it this way.
You could be a part of this hot mess:
Jake Pavelka: The most recent Bachelor broke up with his betrothed after a very public three-month engagement. His ex-fiancee, Vienna, says she dumped Jake because he had, er, intimacy issues.
Vienna Girardi: While Pavelka has so far remained mum on the reason for the split, inside sources have had no problem labeling Vienna as "kind of stalkerish" and a "cheater," alleging she hooked up with actor Gregory Michael while she was still with Jake. Vienna took to Twitter for her denial, saying the rumors are "100% False."
Gregory Michael: Perhaps in light of all the news above, the Greek star has reportedly fled to Venezuela with another girl. Can you blame him?
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