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It's not easy being an adult on All My Children. Take JR and Annie. The backstabbing, the broken promises, the steamy sex, the sheer weight of having to constantly be intense …it's a wonder they still have time to be so philosophical.

So basically, you're going to get cancer and die just like Trent, so you might as well settle for me, baby!

 

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