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Dedicated, driven Bachelorette Ali has had some tough decisions to make. On The Bachelor, she chose an accounting job over reality television love with Jake. Then she chose to be on TV again over accounting. Nice flip-flop.

Now, she must chose a husband among men who may possess not only a singing voice, but who know the difference between a romantic moment and a breathtakingly catastrophic excercise in humiliation. Kasey is not one  of them.

No, "intense" is not exactly the way to describe it. How about "criminally white?"

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