Joel McHale, The Soup

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In tonight's all new Soup...

Joel implicates E! in the worst ecological disaster of all time that is the Gulf coast oil spill...

Lindsay Lohan drunk tweets that she's sober...

The Bachelorette producers forget which of Justin's legs is supposed to be broken as he limps his way across Los Angeles...

One of Kate Gosselin's eight excitedly explains to us his new sad reality on Kate Plus 8...

Four topless dudes show up and embarass themselves and their families on national television...

And True Beauty's Michael straddles the thin line between idiocy and stupidity...

Catch it all tonight, 10 p.m. ET/PT!