It's not the size, people, it's how much you can laugh at it. Yes, we're talking about the frothy serving of Condensed Soup Joel McHale has whipped up for you, which includes the Obama rap video drop you've been waiting for and a Bachelorette-bereft bachelor in the tub with another man. If you consider Mr. Bubble a man.
There's all this and more coming your way tonight, so put aside your plans to see The Karate Kid and dig into The Soup at 10 p.m. ET/PT!