This morning's Today Show featured dogs covered in ridiculous makeup. And no, we're not talking about Hoda and Kathie Lee. Boom! Yeah! That'll teach you two ladies to do nothing at all deserving of that unprofessional and asinine comment!
Anyway, as we were saying, some of the cast of TLC's Extreme Poodles stopped by the set to show off their...well, extreme poodles.
That's right, you don't do it for the money. You do it for the passion. The passion of humiliating another species until it no longer begs for human food, but rather human pharmaceuticals so it can shed its now ridiculously rainbow-colored skin and venture into the next world where, karma-willing, it will be a tattoo artist and its former human handler its unwitting victim.
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