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Newly single Snooki didn't find the men in Miami up to par when she was shooting the latest season of Jersey Shore there.
"The guys in Miami were actually really skinny," the pint-sized reality star told us at Logo's NewNowNext awards last night, "I see no muscles."
That wasn't her only beef with the unbeefy guys in South Beach. Another major negative, according to Snooki, was...
"They didn't like house music and in Jersey there were Guido juiceheads that liked house music," she explained to E!. "So I'd rather be in Jersey."
Well luckily, the cast is now headed back to their original Seaside stomping grounds at the shore to complete the rest of the season.
Mike "The Situation" Sorrentino, Snooki's costar with the famous six pack, played coy when asked about the report that he's hooked up with more than 100 girls since his signing on for the MTV show.
"I don't want to confirm or deny any of that stuff," he told us. "But you know what, The Situation is good with the ladies. I love women; they love me back. And I'm definitely respectful as well."
And in case any single ladies are wondering what it takes to hook up with this cad catch, listen up. "My dream girl would be in shape, pretty face, but also the personality as well," he tells E!. "Definitely generous and very sweet, because that's how I am."
Funny, because we can think of a few other adjectives to describe him...
Also at Logo's awards, hosted by Style's own Niecy Nash: Paula Abdul, Kristin Cavallari and Carmen Electra.
—Reporting by Allison Perkins