President Obama—you know him, that person we'd bring aliens to should they demand to see our leader. Yeah, that guy.
Anyway, people have been getting on him to show more emotion in regards to the giant bucket of death and oil that has become our Gulf coast. Well, he made time for Matt Lauer and The Today Show this morning to do just that. Have at 'em, Barry.
And now it's time for a new segment, "The Soup Bums You Out With A Punch Line!"
The sound you hear, Mr. President, is that of thousands of sea turtles cheering. Or perhaps it's them departing this world as they gasp their last oil-filled breath. It's hard to tell these days.
Thank you! This has been, "The Soup Bums You Out With A Punch Line!"
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