After a lifetime of pain and misery, overweight Matt is not happy with his ass. In fact, he'd like nothing more than to dance it off, once and for all. Thus, he has come to audition for Dance Your A** Off, and to reveal the fat-based humiliation he's felt since childhood.
Though his extra pounds have been a burden to him, Matt should be thankful that—unlike his school friends—at least he wasn't born with a horribly blurred face.
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Hang in there Matt. A couple less pounds, and you may find yourself Dancing with the Stars.