When Godzilla needed to blow off some steam, he destroyed Japan. When a Bridezilla needs to blow off some steam, she can't destroy Japan, but she can destroy the next best thing: a Japanese-made kitchen appliance.

Later, during the wedding when the priest asked if anyone objected to the marriage, the church doors flew open, and every head turned and gasped as they saw the bloody, beaten toaster limping through the doors. It stumbled to its side, took one last desperate gasp, and shot forth an extra crispy piece of toast that sliced off the head of the evil Bridezilla! Hooray! Tokyo was saved!

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