In case you missed the emotional roller-coaster ride of tears, rancor and complaining about showbiz sandwiched in between a few precious moments of single-parenting that was the two-hour season opener of Kate Plus 8, we offer you a special glimpse into Kate Gosselin's difficult world. Come on—she's bitter for a reason.
Thank God outspoken women's rights firebrand Meredith Vieira was able to step in and defend Kate's hair choices. She's right, people. If Kate wants to look like a cross between pre-headband Bret Michaels and an Afghan hound, it's her business. Get a life, indeed.
And get your own hair extensions while you're at it.
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All this hair drama's already making us wistful for the good ol' days of the Jon & Kate.