Who is K.Stew so mad at, anyway? Please say it isn't R.Pattz? And are those skanky vamps on True Blood going totally prude? Is Lance Armstrong in a helluva lot of trouble over some drug allegations? And what did Jake Gyllenhaal do to get me so friggin' pissed off?
I'm dishing all on this week's trash-talkin' edition of True, Lies & Ted.