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They can put a man on the moon, but they can't make his penis longer.

Hang on—yes they can! At least that's the warm promise of junk-stretching Extenze. But does it really work, you ask…desperately? According to appropriately named football coach Jimmy Johnson (was Woody Hayes unavailable?), the little blue pills certainly do help a man go long.   

Something lanky Joel McHale would have no need for, of course. Just look at the size of his socks. He will, however, have plenty of other sextastic entertainment for you on a very special The Soup Presents: Swappin' Spit—TV Love at its finest, coming your way tonight at 10 p.m. ET/PT!

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More Joel, you say? You've got it!