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Bear Grylls is a man on a mission. Simply put, he uses his tremendous expertise in extricating himself from catastrophic situations to inform you—the confused, panicky, weakling—on what to do to save your sorry skin. Car underwater, body engulfed in flames, an elevator plunging to destruction? Resourceful Bear has been there, escaped that.

Now he attempts to survive yet another hellish threat…

And we know what we'd do. Get a savvy personal injury lawyer and own that bowling alley. That, or go back to the frat house and just keep drinking.

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