The controlling mind-game histrionics of weepy star mother Kate Gosselin on last night's Dancing With the Stars were a tough act to follow, but luckily, bodacious Pam Anderson didn't have to.
America's slutheart hit the boards before cranky Kate with a facile nod—in bosom and choreography—to Marilyn Monroe.
And speaking of facile nods, in an attempt to decribe Anderson's impressive display, Len Goodman was moved to whip out his Cockney.
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