You'd think anyone with a million bucks wouldn't have much of a problem finding a special someone—or at least a mile-long line of willing contenders—but then you haven't met this Millionaire Matchmaker client.

She's pert, perky and desperate.

Plus, she's four-feet-eleven, has big fake boobs and braces.

While some pervs may find this a winning combo, let it be said that she also has a baby. It's an equation to be reckoned with, but your host Danielle Fishel will sort it out.

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