Here at The Soup, we know how difficult, shameful and embarrassing it can be for the significant others of Best Actress winners to find themselves with an Oscar wedged firmly up their asses.
At last there's help. Thanks to in-house Soup proctologist and plastic surgeon Dr. Lee Farber you, too, can once again walk proudly. Without a small golden man protruding from your keester.
And The Soup will be working for you too, tonight at 10 p.m. ET/PT.