You've got to hand it to RuPaul—assuming it isn't firmly tucked away. The king of drag queens knows how to come up with some inventive challenges for his racing she-men.

Here, the gals must dream up an autobiographical book, and talk about it while plugging Absolut Açaí vodka.

No mean feat for tipsy Jessica, who has a tough time pronouncing her title Jessica Wild: The Dreams of a Golden Child. From those well-glossed lips, it sounds like something about golden showers.

Which shocks refined judge Jackie Collins. But not in the way you'd expect.