Perhaps you're thinking about attending one of the many upcoming spring-break bacchanals that occur in this great nation.
No, we're not addressing men in their fifties (play it safe and stay at home with a Girls Gone Wild tape, gents), rather all of you young ladies out there looking for a good time with your liquored-up pals.
So, who better to answer questions about proper prep and etiquette than Jersey Shore's Snooki, seen here in a clip from MTV's Spring Break 2010? The gal knows how to take a punch, get completely hammered and get laid. Often all in the same night.
In other words, everything you need to know.