So where does a mook go when he wants to hone his authentic Garden State essence to the freakin' max? Jerseylicious, of course, the Style Network's new show that follows the big-haired, orange-skinned style aspirations of the crew of Green Brook, New Jersey's Gatsby salon.
And who better to school you than brothers Mikey and Frankie (does Michael Madsen have two kids he doesn't know about?).
The first lesson in J-school? It's all about appearances, and that starts with the proper spiked blowout. Next stop: The tanning salon.
Don't miss the debut of Jerseylicious, this Sunday at 10 p.m. ET/PT on the Style Network!