The challenge of becoming the well-dressed toady to scowling millionaire Donald Trump is a demanding one indeed.
And while this season's Celebrity Apprentice brings together an impressive gang of would-be syncophants and coffee-getters including Bret Michaels, Cyndi Lauper, and Rod Blagojevich, sadly, gifted comedian Carol Leifer simply could not compete.
What do these people have that she doesn't? If you guessed hair so powerful it'd make Samson jealous, you're on the money. And let's not forget about The Donald's fearsome, life-sucking comb over.
Brush up for even more follicular follies tonight at 10 p.m. ET/PT on a great big Soup!