In our effort to maximize your entertainment dollar—meaning the $29.95 a month you pay for basic cable—The Soup is proud to bring you an exciting and educational new segment called Miley Cyrus: Unlikely Voice of Reason.
And if you find that concept difficult to swallow, how about Stephanie Pratt, live and mere inches away from Joel, besting deep thinker Miley with reason even less likely?
Either way, both of them offer more profundity than the wisdom available on The World According to Jim. And that's an unlikely reference.
Attempt to figure this and much more out tonight on The Soup at 10 p.m. ET/PT!