Is She Really Going Out with Him? is perhaps the most accurately titled show on TV (other than I Love Toy Trains, of course).
Which brings us to d-bag supreme Mike, who is a professional model. In his mind. Apparently no one has told him that the "professional" part involves actual modeling, and actually being paid to do it.
Despite his imaginary career fueled by complete and utter self-love, it's nice to see that he can still manage to summon up a heartfelt reason for dating long-suffering GF Kady.
What she did in a past life to deserve this guy is anybody's guess.