Kelly Ripa Handles Caulk, Penélope Cruz Tackles Balls, More!

The best five days of Soup ever!

By Peter Gilstrap Mar 13, 2010 2:45 PMTags

A review of the week, through the eyes of The Soup. In case you were elsewhere.

? Who knew discussing home improvement could be so fantastically lewd? And who knew Kelly Ripa was so handy?

? What do you get when Halle Berry and Penélope Cruz discuss monster testicles? Hint: It's not a bad thing.

? Someone tell this guy the show is called Seducing Cindy, not Seducing Banana.

? Willard Scott looks weird. He acts weird. He says weird stuff. And he's got everybody fooled.

? Oh, that Katie Couric! She's got a bedside manner that just won't quit! Try the veal, ladies and gentlemen!

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