The sixteenth edition of The Amazing Race—which, to paraphrase Zach Galifianakis, isn't about white people—never ceases to throw its adventurers into wildly challenging situations as they careen about the globe.
And talk about challenging. And white people. Former Miss Teen USA brainiac Caite and her equally blonde counterpart Jordan are faced with a real dilemma: Riding a subway! In Germany, where the names of places you can get off at aren't even in English! And the trains, like, don't go in the right direction. What's up with that?
All we can say is, gird yourselves for Bangkok, ladies.