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Kim Kardashian, Kourtney Kardashian, Khloe Kardashian, InTouch Magazine, Star Magazine, Cover

In Touch Weekly; Star Magazine

All for one and one for all!

Kim, Khloé and Kourtney Kardashian have earned their fair share of tabloid ink—and they're fine with that!

But the E! stars are more than displeased by the latest editions of InTouch and Star, with their cover stories teasing the real story behind the Kardashian sisters and their "TOXIC LOVE!" and how they've been "Humiliated by Their Men."

This trio is flat-out pissed! (But not too pissed to give kudos where kudos is due.)

"OMG! Have you guys seen the front pages of In Touch and Star today!?," Kim blogged on Celebuzz in a post titled "Do NOT Trust the Media!!!!!!."

"I can't believe they would make up this crap! Where do they get this stuff? Divorced, dumped and duped... I appreciate the alliteration guys, but seriously!? My sisters and I have never been happier.

"I swear, the minute anything positive happens in our lives, the media tries to bring us down. I want you guys to know that these stories are completely fabricated. Buy Life and Style this week—that story about Khloé and lamar is true!"

Way to go, guys.

And regarding Kim and her sisters' love lives: "Kourtney is not haunted by Scott's past and Khloé and Lamar are not having problems, in fact he's flying to Miami to be with her and, to be honest, Reggie and I have never been happier. I am in no rush to get married nor do I need to get married to be happy in my relationship. Reggie and I are perfectly fine!"

Kourtney has also chimed in, writing that all of the cover stories about her and Scott being in trouble over the last few weeks are "based on lies."

"Week after week Scott and I have been on the cover of In Touch with stories that make us laugh," the new mom wrote on Celebuzz. "Their evidence of me supposedly sleeping at my mom's house (I have never slept there) is that my car isn't in my driveway (it's in my garage, duh!). We have been blessed with the most amazing, beautiful baby boy and couldn't be happier. And saying that Scotts initials are STD and that he had a dogtag because he was proud of it…his initials are SMD, but nice story, idiots."

"STD." Hahahaha... Oh wait, sorry.

And don't think Khloé, who's always willing to fight Scott for what's important to her, was going to stay silent.

"Wow, sad week for us Kardashian sisters, and how coincidental that this all happened at the same time!," Khloé wrote. "That is the most ridiculous thing I've ever heard. I mean, Lamar and I are obsessed and can barely be away from each other (he's actually flying to Miami tonight—we've spent a day apart and that's already too long haha).

"To be honest, these types of stories don't bother me. I find amusement in imagining these writers sitting behind their desks dreaming up the most ridiculously false stories they can come up with just to use us to sell magazines. I just feel the need to clear the air for all of you because you are the ones that should hear the truth firsthand. No, Lamar and I are NOT getting a divorce, Kim was NOT dumped and Kourtney was DEFINITELY NOT duped, whatever they mean by that LOL. All three of us are happier than we've ever been and in the most fabulous stages of our lives."

The sisters also posted all the InTouch and Star stories about them on their blogs, part of their plan to keep Kardashian fans (and haters!) from buying the tabs the next time they're waiting in line at the market. 

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