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Kate Gosselin, Jake Pavelka

ABC/ADAM LARKEY; ABC

Too bad The Biggest Loser is already a reality show, because judging by this season's recently revealed Dancing With The Stars cast, sounds like that's what the show could be renamed.

With a title promising "stars," one would think the dancing competition would offer, you know, actual high-wattage wowers. Instead, the upcoming group of Z-list who-are-theys, is unimpressive. Or in the case of astronaut Buzz Aldren, just plain bizarre.

Still-busty-after-all-these-years Pam Anderson is just promising an FCC fine shimmying around onstage, but, guess that actually might be fun.

However, Kate Gosselin and The Bachelor's Jake Pavelka will be too busy competing for the title of biggest attention whore to learn the waltz, we're certain.

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