The answer is yes.
Unfortunately, the question isn't "are Robert Pattinson and Kristen Stewart really an item," but this is the next best thing.
The View crew wasted no time today grilling the sparkle vamp about his recent naked lady spread in Details and his comments about vaginas.
Paying no mind to the Remember Me star's mother and two sisters sitting in the audience, Joy Behar cut off Rob's reaction to Barbara Walters' comparisons to James Dean and bluntly declared, "Let's talk about the spread in Details magazine."
"It's just my life," he laughed.
Elisabeth Hasselbeck looked at Rob's mom as Babs quizzed him on vaginas. It was not a normal day on The View, folks.
"I learned two things from that interview," the erstwhile Edward Cullen declared. "One thing, never try to make jokes in printed interviews and the other is just never do interviews ever."
"So you were joking?" queried Walters.
"Yes," Pattinson giggled, adding, "I do have an actual allergy. It's terrible. It's a curse."
Towards the end of the two-segment talkfest, Sherri Shepherd asked a viewers' question about whether or not Rob would date an older woman. His answer kind of rocks.
"I think Betty White is probably one of the sexiest women in America," he attempted to say with a straight face. "She's vibrant, it's sexy. I think the more age the better."
Sorry Kristen, but you may have a medical condition and a silver sweetie to compete against!
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