I read all your articles, even about people I'm not interested in, because you're just that good! Second, I know "goody-goodies" aren't as much fun to write about, but could you please not diss Selena Gomez? As a fellow Christian "goody-goody," I think it's admirable that she has asserted what she believes in—no sex before marriage—and she actually practices what she preaches with her behavior, words, and way of dress. She should be praised in the days when stars like Miley Cyrus preach one thing and say another, because, let's be real, that pole-dancing didn't exactly scream "true love waits" to me!
Dear Leave Selena Alone!:
Last I checked, I called S.G. "nothing short of an angel" and "adorable and genuinely sweet"—I hardly think she'll be crying over those awful disses. C'mon, I love the little Disney Diva, but I that's not to say I don't love Miles—"pole dancing" controversy and all. Do the Christian thing and love 'em both, 'kay?
How about a new clue on my fave Blind Vice Judas Jack-Off. If not a new clue, at least can you tell us are he and Dashed are still nookie active or has 3D finally wised up?
Dear Clued In:
Triple-D has made it very clear to Judas that the only on-the-sly sex JJO will be getting is the solo kind, thank heavens. I'm sick of watching DDD get played—now we just have to hope he can keep resisting that no-good ex of his.
I really get tired of people commenting that you seem to be on Summit's payroll. You are a gossip columnist trying to please his readers whom I am sure ask you non-stop about Robsten. Sorry that you have to hear the silliness; I mean why do they read if it bothers them so? Anywho, do people email correct answers for Blind Vices regularly and you just don't post them?