Whew! How fab that we don't have to discuss the Oscar merits of Valentine's Day, so, at least that's one nice thing to say about the super-successful schmaltzy flick, right?
And...Awful Truth confession, here: We totally hearted the stupid thing. Corny movies are our guilty pleasure here (Twilight, anyone?), sue us.
Spoiler Alert: If you plan to see V-Day eventually, don't read on. There are too many things we must comment on 'bout this very unimportant piece of saccharine cinema.