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The queens of RuPaul's Drag Race are a talented bunch, but who knew their junk-tucked skills extended to advertising?

By that we mean dresssing up like hillibillies to promote a fake product called Disco Shortening with Extra Grease.

Without going any furthur into what that might be used for, let's skip ahead to dragster Sahara Davenport's unique take on backwoods beauty, wherein she equates "sexy/sad" with violently clawing at genital crabs.

Or something. Anyway, just watch it. Then shower immediately.