She drinks heavily. At the Super Bowl.
Joel McHale offers the proof (at least 80, judging by the cocktails), and then takes you to The Biggest Loser, where it's always fun watching sweaty contestants fall down.
Finally, Oprah and Céline Dion add that crucial pinch of utter insanity to your Condensed Soup that makes it all so zesty.
Come back for more on your full-sized Soup tonight at 10 p.m. ET/PT.