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We certainly hope that's all that's wrong.
The 30 Rock star was reportedly rushed to New York City's Lennox Hill Hospital last night, according to NBC New York.
A calm 911 call was supposedly made from the actor's Central Park West apartment claiming the 51-year-old was unresponsive. The caller is believed to be his 14-year-old daughter Ireland.
Baldwin's condition is unclear but he was released after just an hour.
Calls to Baldwin's representatives have yet to be returned.