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I was reading in Star magazine something interesting, well actually my friend Ryan was reading it to me when I was trying to take a quick nap before the show on the couch (it smells a little). Anyway the story was that Angelina Jolie is in a movie with Johnny Depp and she is drinking red wine near him and trying to steal him. That's not nice but I also want to do a movie with her so she can steal me.